Continuing on my research of the Denizen of the Ditch, the elusive cockroach, I searched far and wide for scientific experts who could help me with my PhD.
Luckily for me, while celebrating the treasure hunt win with my bunch of buddies, who should I come across but the famous Resident Roach Researcher of all time! I was very excited. Finally I was going to be able to ask questions the answers to which that had forever eluded me!
Over some delicious biryani, he began to explain while I furiously scribbled away on my notepad.
"It is the strongest creature you know"
"If the world were destroyed in a nuclear disaster, guess which is the only creature that can survive? Yes, the cockroach. But he will soon die within 8 days. Why? Lack of good food..."
"Very adaptable"
"Has amazing mimicing abilities"
"Exoskeletal structure makes it difficult to crush to death"
"Capacity to generate its own sustenance"
I looked up at the Researcher in wonder and amazement. Finally I was going to be able to complete my PhD.
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I did not know someone is noting down each and every word that I spoke!! And yes your notes are correct and accurate :-)
I thoroughly appreciate your interest in cockroaches… My daughter would love to meet you!! Someone who is perusing PhD on subject, which she loves listening story about… Keep it up…
LoL....I just wish I could have made the article more interesting and thrown in some really outlandish 'facts'! :-)
BTW, last night I nearly died of fright when a HUGE cockroach attacked me in the loo :-O I need to follow all my own tips from the "Roach Battle Strategy" :)
call paste control guys or ask your land lord to take care of this issue. i know it can be scary as well
how is life otherwise. by the way i told my daughter that i met aunty today she knows lots of stories related to insects. take care and good nigh!!
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