It's amazing how hard people work to avoid working. Here's a typical conversation in my team:
A: I've got an idea....let's fix this process!
B: Why? Is it broken?
Reality: No. Because we suck.
No wonder people don't like Reality Checks!
Friday, October 12, 2012
Tuesday, February 14, 2012
When you encounter stinky feet...
...fret not, there's hope yet. Simply follow these tips:
1. Leave. Doesn't matter if you are in a train moving at 130 kmph.
2. Be polite. "Let's all go wash our feet, it will be so much fun!"
3. Be creative. "I bet washing feet helps in weight loss"
4. Be bold. Spray the entire contents of the room freshener and then say "aaahh..."
5. Be rude. Look pointedly at the offending person and tell him that his feet stink.
One of these is bound to solve the problem. Of course you may not win any popularity contests after this, but at least you will be in a nice-smelling environment!
1. Leave. Doesn't matter if you are in a train moving at 130 kmph.
2. Be polite. "Let's all go wash our feet, it will be so much fun!"
3. Be creative. "I bet washing feet helps in weight loss"
4. Be bold. Spray the entire contents of the room freshener and then say "aaahh..."
5. Be rude. Look pointedly at the offending person and tell him that his feet stink.
One of these is bound to solve the problem. Of course you may not win any popularity contests after this, but at least you will be in a nice-smelling environment!
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