Excalibur

I was facinated by King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table. Legend has it that only the king could extricate this magnificent sword from the slab of stone it was embedded in and when Arthur, a mere boy of 16 did so, history was made.

So when I chanced upon this drilling machine in a mall, it occurred to me that here was our very own modern version of the story.

Yeah, I did pull it out of that stone.

No, I wasn't crowned king. Hmph.