Obama vs Osama

With all that song and dance about the upcoming presidential elections in the USA, it makes me wonder if Osama isn't more qualified to be the next boss. After all, the similarities between the dear mister Obama and the notorious Osama B L are astonishing:

1. The names are almost alike - that's a good start!
2. Neither is white
3. Both want to change the country they weren't born in
4. Both feel they were sent to the earth to make a difference
5. Neither talks about cuts in the defence budget, make more bombs and use them is their mantra
6. Both have a very complex strategy to win public votes - use of brawn
7. You never know where they will land up next
8. Perfect movie making material
9. Great dialogues
10. Rich

Much ado about nothing

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As you have probably guessed by now, there wasn't much really that I wanted to write.

हैप्पी दिवाली!!

आप सभी को दीपावली की बहुत बहुत शुभकामनायें !

The Break

Unlike the quick 5 minute tea breaks twice a day and a half an hour break for lunch that most persons in my profession are accustomed to (considering they tend to avoid wasting time - working 20 hours a day does sort of sap your energy a bit), my group makes a statement. We take a half hour break for tea at least thrice a day and a 1-2 hour break for lunch.

Not that we have no work to do - no siree! We have more work than the local government of three countries put together but minor things like that don't stand in the way of efficiency. Not at all.

It all started when one of our Einsteins read an article in the newspaper extolling the virtues of taking breaks while working to keep the mind and body fresh. He quickly called a meeting and we unanimously agreed that this was the primary reason we weren't getting enough awards. We started off our new routine immediately. We saunter into office around 11 when most others are preparing to get ready for lunch and convene for the first share-the-news tea break session. At 1, we go off for lunch followed by a leisurely walk around the campus. At 3 again, its time for our cuppa. By 4 of course all of us have already gone home.

When do we work? Don't be silly. How can you keep stress away if you work? Take a break!

Diwali Dhamakas

Most persons have a different kind of Dhamaka in mind when they talk of Diwali. It has more to do with the crackers and candles and the umpteen different types of noise producing fireworks than anything else.

But me, being a tad different from all and sundry and with an IQ of above average as recently determined (I was pissed I wasn't a genius, I'm sure that dumb test was all conked out), I tend to associate the word Dhamaka with something a little more explosive.

So here I am, back at home, gorging on mouth watering delicacies - the gujjias, the peanut pattis, the laddoos, the barfis, not to mention the vada-pav, bhel, pulao, chole and other such rich dishes designed to appease the strictest of palates. I eat as if my life depends on it. Is it a wonder that post Diwali my weight increases in multiples of 100? That's some Dhamaka!

Happy Diwali!

And yeah, I'm going on a diet. Again.

Un jour de ma vie

D'habitude je me revéille vers 6h30 du matin. Je prepare le petit déjeuner et je prends le petit déjeuner vers 7h. Ensuite, je vais au bureau vers 7h30 en voiture de mon petit ami. Il s'appelle Sonu. Il est très beau!

Maintenant, en bureau, je travaille tout le jour. Je prends le déjeuner vers 13h et je reste pour 10 minute puis. J'ai beaucoup des amis dans mon bureau. C'est très bonne place!

Je retourne à ma maison vers 17h. Ensuite, je fais de ménage, je lave mon vêtements et je prepare le dîner. Vers 22h de la nuit, je suis très fatigué et je vais dormir.

Pendant le week-end, je fais du shopping avec mon petit ami. J'adore faire du shopping! Mon petit ami offres moi petit cadeaux. Il est très très doux, n'est-ce pas?

Oh là là! Déjà neuf heures! Je vais! Salut tout le monde! À bientôt!