Mosquitoes!!!

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

I just couldn't believe my eyes. One minute I was coolly working on my laptop and the next instant I was jumping all over the place trying to swat the twenty million mosquitoes that had suddenly popped up from nowhere.

This was crisis. There was no time to go about writing emails. This called for some kick-ass stuff.

I called up my mom.

"HALP!!!" I screamed into the phone, "I don't know what to do!!"

"Go buy a mosquito repellant - a spray, a coil, the liquid - anything. And stop being such a baby!"
I did better than that. I bought all three. It worked.

It drove me right out of the house. Well, sigh, at least there are no mosquitoes here.