I wish...

....that I didn't have to go to office on Mondays. Or Tuesdays. Well, or for that matter Wednesdays, Thursdays and Fridays either.

The Atom Bomb Bhajji

I love junk food. Considering I'm on a diet (all the time), trying to lose weight, this junk food business is kinda not too good for me. But me, I like to live life king size. So I make a deal with myself - I will diet over the weekdays and binge on the weekends.

One of the reasons I look forward to a Friday is the thought of gorging on chilli-bhajjis - and I know just the place that makes real atom bombs. These 'Atom Bomb Bhajjis' as I fondly call them are nothing short of the nuclear variety. For one, they are huge enough to be mistaken for surface-to-surface missiles. And next, they are spicy and hot as hell (trust me, I would know. Being 'devil' and all).

My upper limit on these is 4. The minute I try to eat more, I spend the rest of the day (and night) in the loo. Come to think of it, that sort of works for my diet plan. Eat all you want and then poo it all. :-)

Something Fishy

I absolutely adore fish. No, not to look at and gawk at cooing all over the place, but to tuck into with a fork and a knife.

And to think I used to be a vegetarian!

Ah, well, there is still hope for humanity.