Savvy?

Ah, well, savvy?

Who doesn't love Jack Sparrow?!

I had heard of the Pirates of the Carribean and decided to see what the rave reviws were all about. And man, was I ever hooked!

Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow is probably one of the best movie characters I have ever seen. Some of my other all time favs are Joe Pesci in My Cousin Vinny, Sly Stallone in Oscar and Peter Sellers in Pink Panther.

But let's get back to our Pirate. His feminine swagger, total lack of ethnics, twisted morals, impeccable Oxfordian vocabulary, shrewd devilry make him so totally radical. And don't forget the gorgeously dirty outfit with those beads and fancy headgear :-)

I don't need anything

That's how women start. "I don't need anything from the store darling, you go on ahead".....and 2 seconds later...."just get me a red nailpolish, a muguet de bois 100 ml perfume spray and a 70 mm nail file with nail extensions pack".

You will be lucky if they stop at that. But no siree! They are just getting started. And perish, forbid, if they decide their "I don't need anything" list is so long they decide to accompany you to the store where you will come in handy indeed in carrying the stuff back home.

So one day, I was lounging around reading Harry Potter and stuffing myself with potato chips, listening to death metal and yakking on the phone all at the same time. A typical day in my life.

"Ah, nothing lah, just relaxing you know", I chimed into the phone.
"Shopping? Nah, I don't need anything."
"Ok, ok I'll accompany you"
"Where do we go?"
"Sure, pick me up at 3"

I left home at 3, and returned at 10, arms full of packages of "nothing".

Why? Well, I'm just being a woman.

Da BLOG!

Do check this one out. Its hilarious, its funny and did I mention its outrageously rib-tickling! If you still didn't understand, well, its a good blog and definitely worth a dekko you big blubberhead!

http://devro.rediffblogs.com/